HAIKU YORK CITY

Staycation

Garden party lights
Hamptons in the East Village
Without the douchebags

Graffiti as art
NY doesn’t do half-assed
Your wall’s going down

Beat NYC’s heat
Go Leisure Dive this weekend
Let me show you how

….See more ridiculous Leisure Dives here: www.leisuredive.com

Wrong that I pooped here?
I’m not a dog, didn’t pee,
Plus, fertilizer?

Sorry Manhattan
Central Park is not a beach
See you in the fall

Manhattan, summer
Asphalt cooking feet and trash
Lower back sweat drips

1989
Joey McIntyre steez
Hair spray Hangin’ Tough

Heaven on a stick
Took one bite and it hit me
Fuck yeah, summer time

Even this kid knows
Some dudes marry other dudes
Just get over it

The next great dance crew
Isn’t on Mario’s show
But the downtown 6

NYC newbie
Just found out 3 grand gets him
400 square feet

Hangs his head in shame
Already remorseful for
Ordering street meat

Williamsburg’s so chill
Even the subway stop has
An ironic ‘stache

Call crazy landlord
And ruin your personal credit
Where stores go to die

“No Fee” apartment
Second floor with Village charm
And quiet roommates