HAIKU YORK CITY

Staycation

Garden party lights
Hamptons in the East Village
Without the douchebags 

Tag, You’re It

Graffiti as art
NY doesn’t do half-assed
Your wall’s going down

Arbor Day

Wrong that I pooped here?
I’m not a dog, didn’t pee,
Plus, fertilizer? 

Gross

Manhattan, summer
Asphalt cooking feet and trash
Lower back sweat drips 

Say It Loud

Even this kid knows
Some dudes marry other dudes
Just get over it

Drop a Beat

The next great dance crew
Isn’t on Mario’s show
But the downtown 6 

F This S

NYC newbie
Just found out 3 grand gets him
400 square feet 

Street Meat

Hangs his head in shame
Already remorseful for
Ordering street meat 

Billyburg

Williamsburg’s so chill
Even the subway stop has
An ironic ‘stache

Grow Your Biz

Call crazy landlord
And ruin your personal credit 
Where stores go to die